Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Possible Titles for my Fascinating Autobiography

Tea, Popcorn, and Cats:
The Ivy McDougalhopper Story

How to Survive After You've Lost your Mind:
The Ivy McDougalhopper Coping Strategies

Mean Things Children Have Said to Me:
Being Bullied Even as an Adult

Guide to Sub-Par Television
What Not to Watch and When to Watch it

Teacher Puns and Nerdy Jokes:
How Ivy McDougalhopper Spends the Day Laughing

Ice Cream for Breakfast, Popcorn for Dinner:
The Ivy McDougalhopper Diet
 

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