The following are ways I might possibly be similar to Liz Lemon:
- We're both single working women
- Liz Lemon works with actors that act like outrageous children. I work with children that are outrageous.
- We both like sandwiches. (However, I most certainly do NOT like egg salad sandwiches. Could a sandwich get any more disgusting?)
- Our clothes don't always match.
- People we don't know assume we have children because we may have spilled some food on our shirt. It is really difficult to eat soup with a plastic spork, ok?
- We're both usually flustered.
- We're both clumsy.
- We both participate in adult community education classes. Liz Lemon has her adult co-ed dodgeball, I have my tennis, work out, and dance classes.
- We both have glasses.
- People make fun of how we don't brush our hair.
- Liz Lemon is apparently a big nerd. I am a big nerd.
- We both have to deliver bad news to coworkers.
- We make strange sound effects when frustrated.
- We both enjoy sub-par television, but despise reality shows.
- FOOD IS SO IMPORTANT! And the popcorn store DOES sound amazingly fun. And all the advertising suggests it is a fun place to hang out with a group of friends.
Conclusions? Thoughts? Additions? Funny jokes or riddles involving bad puns?
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It's a compliment to be Liz Lemon. I aspire to be Liz Lemon. Let's look again at the facts:
ReplyDelete1. She has a badass job doing what she loves. And from what we understand, she makes a fair amount of money doing it.
2. Though she doesn't think her love life is perfect, look at the men she has dated: Jon Hamm, Matt Damon, Floyd, The Hair. All hot men.
3.She has awesome friends like Jack Donaghy. Friends who totally get her.
4. She has enough money to purchase a significant amount of night cheese.
I would love to be Liz Lemon.