Let's examine the evidence:
| I am an adult. | I am not an adult. |
| · I go grocery shopping and buy healthy food such as apples, spinach, cheese, and zucchini. · I buy (and even ingest) things like Greek Yogurt. · I have a full time job with benefits. · I drive a car. · I have bills, and I pay them (on time!) · I can go out to a movie on a Monday night. · I can cook, and do so fairly regularly. · I own a set of china. · I live in a big person apartment all by myself. I even have an “office”. · I saw “The King’s Speech” and enjoyed it. · Squeaky is a very healthy example of my ability to take care of another living thing. · Usually, I eat pretty healthy and consume fruit, vegetables, dairy, and protein on a regular basis. | · I impulse buy at the grocery store like crazy and usually end up leaving with something like Hostess cupcakes, Peanuts fruit snacks, or Pizza rolls · I cannot eat the Greek yogurt unless the texture is completely disguised by copious amounts of granola and fruit. · Part of my full time job includes singing silly songs and drawing with crayons. · My car is yellow and full of things like pictures done with crayons and other art projects. · I like to seal the letter and envelope to my landlord with a Disney sticker every month. · And I DO go out to a movie on a Monday night…. · But I let the dishes sit in the sink longer than I should. · The china was given to me by an older friend who wanted to help me settle into my apartment. She asked what I needed, and I said “cereal bowls”. · Sometimes I use my office to draw pictures for school. · I also saw “Kung Fu Panda” and loved it. · The plants in my kitchen window are awfully sad looking, but I persist in watering them. · Sometimes I have popcorn for dinner, ice cream for breakfast, or eat a container of frosting over a less than four day period. |
What do you think? Am I an adult? Or am I just an aging child?
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